i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
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I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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