I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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