The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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