Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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