Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
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It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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