yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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