I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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