I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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