Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
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There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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