He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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