Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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