OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
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So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
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You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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