The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Michael Bay diarrhea
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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