am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
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Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
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So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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