Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I am puke
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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