i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Randomize
