he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
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i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
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stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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