fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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