How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
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She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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