I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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