Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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