I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
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She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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