So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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