All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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