New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
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Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
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Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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