You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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