i permit you to call me
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
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i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
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In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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