I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
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Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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