I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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