So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
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i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
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I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.