I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
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i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.