just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
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Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy