so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
21 Distraught People Found Out They Had An STD
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
21 Ladies Reveal The Sexiest Thing A Man Can Do In A Public Setting
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??