Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
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just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
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I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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