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(816): View more from Missouri

she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.

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(205): View more from Alabama

Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.

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(480): View more from Arizona

In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth

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(512): View more from Texas

I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.

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(630): View more from Illinois

He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.

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(409): View more from Texas

Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard

(732): View more from New Jersey

That's a sexy sentence

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