There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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