the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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