I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
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Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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