My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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