She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
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I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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