she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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