So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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