Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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