If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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