Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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