I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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