So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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