i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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