Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
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I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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