she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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