Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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