Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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