I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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