Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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