dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
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She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
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the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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