I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Randomize
