i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
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God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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