I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I am available for nakedness
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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