Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
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You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
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Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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