just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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